Sunday, September 4, 2011

Oh My, Grandma!


For those of you who like to mix it up, try a Dirty Granny cider next time you are sitting on a grassy knoll, they're salty.

Cheers.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Agy Aint Daggy.



Agy of Woollahra struts her stuff like a catwalk maaaaadel.


Agy, I had to stop you because that jacket is simply marvelous!

Well, you are the third person to stop me today because of my jacket. The people just love it! You know it is at least ten years old. I wish I could wear it everyday but it is only what the weather permits.

Your spectacles. Bvlgari. Talk to me.

I like this colour. The lady at the shop said it was a fancy brand (and I could also tell that because of the price). And i just thought; treat yourself Agy; you deserve it. they are lovely though aren't they? It is the colour, I tell  you. It truely does go with everything.


What is your inspiration when you're getting dressed of a morning?

I am very hard on myself. I may get changed three or four times some mornings. If this doesn't go with that or if that is too short, or it looks bad. You know.


Well you sure got it right today Agy. Thank you for the music!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Chaotic, Hypnoticly Hyperbolic: Patriotic.


Lillian of Neutral Bay, chillin like a villain!


Lillian. You are simply amazing. Talk me through your outfit.

Oh well, I just buy all of my clothes from Harrods. I'm from England but then I moved over here. My daughter still lives there, her name is Charlotte, but I call her Lottie for short.


Those pants are from Harrods? What section?

The pants section.

Gotcha. Lillian, what do you look for in a walking stick?

That it is straight. Am I answering these questions correctly?

Girlfriend; when it comes to fashion: there are no rules. You look bangin sister!

I look violent do I? Oh dear, I hope not. I don't want to look like one of those youths with the parafinalia!

You look perfect.

Thank you.

Cheerio.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Gwenyth Aint No Menace.

Taking to the North Sydney Streets like a Dame, Gwyneth makes us blush.

Gwyneth. What a beautiful name.

Why thank you, my brothers name was Bob, so he drew the short straw, didn't he just! Bo Ha Ha, gets me everytime.

What are you up to on this fine Thursday afternoon?

I just visited the clinic for my check ups. They make you wait a long time there, but I really am just so greatful to have the hospital and all the doctors there.

Oh my, I am quite struck by your walking stick there, Gwyneth. Where did you get that?

Well, it is solid oak. I had bought a much fancier one but then a friend gave me this one and it is just so trusty. I am certain that it has saved me from quite a few falls.

Walk me through your outfit.

All the ones at the self-care-home, where I live, tell me I always match my colours. and look what I have done today. As pink as a button.

Right down to your fancy breast cancer pin. Represent!

Monday, July 18, 2011

Dulcet Dulcie

Dulcie of Potts Point Brings in the red.

I love your look Dulcie. What makes you tick?

Well I try to just keep my look matronly really. I like nice simple and plain clothes but with a little pizzaz.

Fabulous. Where did you get that cardi from?

Target.

What colour is your lippy?

Well red of course but the name is something silly. I have it in my bag. Here it is. Its called Saucey tomato. How ridiculous.

Embrace that. Who is your idol?

Julie Andrews. She is a go getter, that’s what I like to see.

Who is your favourite musician?

Bob. Bob Dylan.

You are one cool cat Dulcie.

Yes.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Denture Penchant.

Any Lads and Lasses out there in need of denture repair and don't know where to go? Don't despair! Spotted; a fine establishment solely for that purpose on Bondi Road, Bondi.

Monday, July 11, 2011

She'll Make You An Offer You Cannot Refussssse.


Ray Ban's, Polka dots and Chloe's; Oh My!

Lucia of Aquafredda, Maratea, South Coast of Italy is the Godmother.

No one is going to mess with you Lucia- you are DECKED OUT!

Siete comici. Sì. hahahahah
( You are comic. yes. hahahahah.)

Where did you purchase your Chloe's? (Dove hai acquistato la tua Choloe è?)

Dove altro? Roma
(Where else? Rome.)

What inspires you? (Che cosa ti ispira?)

I giovani e la storia allo stesso tempo
(Youth and history at the same time.)

You are banging.( Si sta battendo.)
Grazie
(Thank you.)

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie, That’s Fashion!

Franchescha of Maratea, on the South Coast of Italy Brings the Mafia to shame in her stunning get up.

Franchescha, you make me feel like dancing.

Malto Benne, Grazia Bella.

Walk me through you outfit dollface.

Colore. si tratta di colore. io amo il sole. io amo il mare, che è ciò che mi ispira. (Color, color, and i love the sun. i love the sea, which is what inspires me.)

Se non guardare questo favoloso tutti gli uomini che non mi ama il modo in cui lo fanno. (if i did not look this fabulous all the men would not love me the way they do)

Ah, sì, sì, vita, amore e grande. (ah, yes, yes. living it loving it large)

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Irish aRe Stylish.

Elma of CastleIsland, Ireland, catwalks the double denim like no other.

Elma, you know double denim is so in right now!
Well, that's me. Pure style. The kids have to have something to look up to you know.

Where do you get your inspiration from?
My niece, Alice, of course. Never seen a pair of heels your one can't handle, laike.

Love your work Elma.
See you in Italy Xx

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Charmannon of Potts Point Represent'n The Cannon.




 I. Dig. Your. Hair.

Why thank you love.

Could I capture that in a Kodak moment?

But of course. My name is Charmannon, as in Charm. I am an actor you know, so if you know anyone...

What have you been in recently?

Well, I am the Madam in Underbelly 4. I think that should be coming out soon. They wanted me to sign up for an extension of the role, but that included nudity, just of the breast, but being a woman of the Church, I just wasn't able to give them the go ahead with that. A shame really, but you have to draw the line and it is actually in my contract that I can't do nudity.

Fo reals.

Keep your eye out for me.

I sure will. Big ups!

Monday, May 30, 2011

Marion Looking Bloom In Her Pantaloons.

Marion, of Kiribilli, brightens up her local supermarket with a dash of Tweed.

BiddieSpot: You are cooler than the freezer you are next to, Marion! I am absolutely loving your outfit sick!

Marion: Well dear, my beret's use is two fold: to keep my hair from messing about and: Fashion.

Fashion.


Fashion.


Clubs.


Fashion.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Joint Action.

Channel surfing at 2pm on a Wednesday I discovered this on channel TVSN. A workout like no other. Loving the style and pizzaz these stunners bring to the silver screen. Thank you to all involved in the making of this show: "Joint Action".

Living it. Loving it. LAAARGE.

Watch this space for more snippets of the show.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Those Whom Pray Together, Look Stunning Together.

Merryl, Berryl and Isla cut a rug at church.

Wow ladies, you all look stunning.

Isla: I actually made this dress. I love the coluor purple you see. I just can't get enough of purple. Purple, purple purple.

Berryl: Are you staying for scones and tea dear. Please do and we can continue to chat there.

Isla: Gotta get a cuppa.

Love your look ladies.

Fashion.

Just a Spoon Full of Sugar.

Outdazzling Mary Poppins herself, Bea walks the walk at The Capitol Theatre encrusted in Jewels.

Zipping down her jacket displaying the matching twin set, Bea of Double Bay stunned the crowd.

Encore.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Joan, Emulating a Ramone, Fit For a Throne.

Bam Joan, You look bangin! May I ask how you put your outfit together?

Sure, I don’t look very done up today, you should see one of my outfits when I head out in the evening, they are much more impressive. Two days ago, I wore a floor length jacket. You don’t see that everyday now, do you?

You certainly don't Joan, you certainly do not. What have you been up to today?

I just finished up at the club with some bridge.

Did you win?

Well, we wont find out who wins till the next time.

Do you play with the same people every time or do you meet new people?

Meet new people. I like to mix it up.

Loves it! Thanks Joan.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Reinie Rocks On In The Rain!

Loreine (Reinie) sports a killer combination for a rainy day. With her stripy scarf, overcoat and cutting edge hat Reinie cuts a rug!

I Love your hat! Where did you get it from?

Why it is from Paris dear, overseas, you can’t get it here. I hope you voted today. I am going to write a letter next year so I am excused from going out in this weather. I think I should get a pardon, guess how old I am?

You don’t look a day over 32!

Oh my, you are funny. A bit of a joker. I am actually 96. Don’t smoke. I never have. That is the answer to my good health. I am an active person and I actually used to be in sports media and write magazines.

Well it was lovely to meet you Reinie.

You to, and if you see me again do say hello.